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The Manager In The Window

WHEN YOU LAST TUNED IN, OUR DASHING HEROES WERE DELVING DEEP INTO THE SORDID UNDERBELLY OF STAMFORD BRIDGE ON THE HUNT FOR THE NEFARIOUS MISCREANT WHO HAS BEEN SPINNING A WEB OF TRANSFER SPURIOUS-NESS!! 

THE TWO WONDER-DETECTIVES HAD BEEN COWARDLY KNOCKED OUT COLD BY AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT! 

CAN OUR AMAZING DUO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES? CAN THEY FOIL THE DASTARDLY PLAN OF THE TRANSFER SHIT-SPREADER? WILL I EVER STOP TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS?! 

IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT FOLKS!  IT'S THE THRILLING CONCLUSION TO......

'THE ITK ALWAYS RINGS TWICE!!!!'.......

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Jenkinson to leave Arsenal?

It's been a busy summer for Arsenal and it looks as though Calum Chambers is going to be Arsenal's fourth official signing of the summer. Chambers is an exciting young talent with the versatility to play at RB, CB and CM and is England U19s current captain.

With the signing of Mathieu Debuchy to replace Bacary Sagna many thought the status quo would be maintained for Jenkinson and he would continue to be the understudy at RB for Arsenal. The signing of Chambers indicates that this might not be the case, although fans of Jenkinson are hoping Chambers is mostly being signed as a centre-back.

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Arsenal's New Medical Procedure

Howdi y'all, I join you in the wake of the worst defeat of our preseason so far, especially given that Alexi Lalas was one of the commentators over in America-land, and he's essentially an American Nicklas Bendtner. Some might say that it's the first defeat of our preseason, but I would beg to differ. In my mind, every game in which Sanchez doesn't play right now is a defeat. I just want to see those chubby little hamster-like cheeks drifting around the field like a hamster than can drift around fields.

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