Last Saturday Arsenal lost to Spurs and Christ, what a horrible feeling. You cannot, despite the fact it has happened before, prepare yourself for the feeling of utter despair and anger after losing to that lot. Eventually though, after your phone has stopped making noises warning you of more abuse coming your way you calm down and maybe gain a little perspective - It did take a while for me. Now and then Spurs will win the North London Derby. It's inevitable, much like Arsenal finishing above them. We'll take the piss on the twentieth consecutive St. Totteringham's Day. I'm very confident we will have the last laugh. (Please God let us have the last laugh).
A Gooner Matata
A Gooner Matata, what a wonderful phrase...
Chris is a season ticket holder, part-time away fan and is adamant that Arshavin was not a flop! Ask him what he is all about and his answer will simply be "The Arsenal".
Liverpool fans get a lot of stick, probably deservedly so, for having the most deluded fan base within British football. I'm not saying Liverpool fans aren't deluded - a lot are. In my time I have heard some seriously "out there" comments but they do not compete in the slightest with the delusion of the fans of the small club from Middlesex The Arsenal are travelling a short distance to play on Saturday lunchtime.
"Charlotte, I'm getting breaking news. Hold the press. We need to head over to The Britannia where I'm hearing that Eidur Gudjohnsen has signed a six month deal with Stoke City" Jim White declares as his yellow tie glistens like a cheap Christmas Tree before the camera pans to Bryan Swanson. His cheeks puffed like a chipmunk Brian manages to mask his fear with a wry smile as the Orcs surrounding him yell "WHEEEYYY". A pink dildo enters from the side of the television screen and stabs his ear, undeterred, Bryan keeps his composure. This is Transfer Deadline Day after all. There are only two a year and these are the two most important days of the football calendar.
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