Okay everyone, just to let you know, you are not going to see me glue pubic hair to my face. Sorry if that’s why you came here.
I don’t think I’ve ever been horrified at the sight of an Arsenal player scoring a hat trick, let alone four goals, but Yaya Sanogo ruined what would have been a good day for me.
Hello everyone, and welcome to a post that I really couldn't wait to write after the fantastic reception my last one got. Apparently I'm crazy, full of sh!t, trying too hard, and my opinion and humour are both dreadful. Cheers guys! You're all far too nice. Have you considered writing Valentine's Day cards for a living?
Luckily for those of you that just adored my last post, my sh!t sense of humour shall continue into this one. After all, it's what makes me the annoying little prick that I am, and I'm for some reason quite proud of that.