From Falcao to ‘Welbz’. The saga that was Transfer Deadline Day had varying levels of misery for all Gooners. Some had the Samaritans on speed dial. Some were questioning whether we had the required depth to mount not only a title tilt but if we were going to let our customary Champions League slot slip. Some had buried their heads so deep in the sand that they could hear Earth’s molten core churn. The most revelatory though were – like myself – the staunch Wenger fans who couldn’t ignore what was perceived as negligence.

The season is now in full swing, leaving memories of an anguished, torturous Arsenal hiatus firmly behind us. With Arsenal in regular action, you would think that the spurious talk, contrived links and general fabrication would cease to be as we all settle down to watch our beloved pit their wits against obstacles put in place to detract us from glory.