Bendtner's Goal Causes Fan To Cover Himself In Jam
If you listen to our podcast you'll already know that Daniel and James are a strange duo but even we didn't expect James to do this.....
Heading into the final minutes against Cardiff, with the the score at 0-0, Goonersphere Podcast co-host James 'Raul' Stokes, who we all know is not the biggest fan of Nicklas Bendtner, tweeted this promise as the Danish striker prepared to enter the fray.
If Bendtner scores the winner, I will cover myself in jam and tweet the results. You can hold me to that.
— James 'Raul' Stökes (@_ArmchairGooner) January 1, 2014
Fate is often called a bitch but today she was a delightful minx. Today, fate was spelt without the F and an umlat e, Atë. For Atë, the Greek goddess of mischief decided that Bendtner would come off the bench and net the goal that put Arsenal on course for the victory.
Some of James followers didn't believe he would go through with it, but although his strangeness was elevated to new levels with this tweet his honour could never be brought into question and he duly smothered himself in jam.
Dear @101greatgoals Nicklas Bendtner scored, so here is me covered in jam. Please RT pic.twitter.com/nTBKtDSlRY
— James 'Raul' Stökes (@_ArmchairGooner) January 1, 2014
Nice one Stokes, you've put jam makers all over the country out of business now because who the f*ck wants to have jam on their toast now they've seen your monstrosity covered in it?
