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Jokman's Corner

Scottish Arsenal fan, suffering from an over-estimation of wit. Wispa Gold saviour. Fanshare. Aspiring commentator.


Arsenal's Training Ground Dream

The day had finally arrived. The monotonous morning routine took on a distinctly more exciting task as every bead of moisture that poured from the shower head carried nine o'clock ever closer. Breakfast - which was set by the dieticians at the club - was hoovered down. The dishes, normally fastidiously packed into the dishwasher by the young man, were left atop the elegant glass dinner table. This could wait. He grabbed his bag and zipped through his modest apartment to the communal stairs, which he took three at a time. He bounded to the car park and set his car in motion. The soundtrack to the drive to Colney was provided by Deadmau5. The normal motivating tones of Eminem weren't required this morn.

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P for Protest

The low, bricked ceiling and dank smell only added to the feeling of foreboding the plucky group now felt creeping ever higher up their spine. Whitewash covered the flaking brickwork of what could only be described as an underground cellar. A network of tunnels linked the subterranean hovel to the surface and also provided a chance for escape if the meeting was rumbled by the very people they discussed right now.

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I Told Nigel Winterburn I'd Write His Book In My Own Blood

Any opportunity to meet one of the men who we have idolised from afar must be taken with a sure grip. Once more my good friend @thedanielcowan extended an invitation to add to my burgeoning collection of restraining orders. The details? The venue was a casino in Piccadilly. The Galatasaray match would be screened. Nigel Winterburn - vital piece of the immortal Arsenal 'Back5' - would be attending and fronting an informal Q&A. Quite an opportunity indeed.

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