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Jokman's Corner

Scottish Arsenal fan, suffering from an over-estimation of wit. Wispa Gold saviour. Fanshare. Aspiring commentator.


Bielik – The New Vieira or Polish Bischoff?

The footballing cosmos is littered with false dawns. For every legitimate 'New Maradona', there are thousands of  'New Zidane' and 'New Bjorn Tore Kvarme's' who eventually - after being blinded by the dazzling media attention and left to stumble down their respective country's league pyramid - find themselves at Dumbarton as part-time striker, full-time groundsman/Kitman/Barkeep. When the lights stop dazzling, it's easy to get dizzy and take a wrong turn.

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Arsenal's Holy Trinity In The Hands Of Shad

After a win like that it is hard to talk about the sticks that are used to beat Arsenal with as it looks like petty point scoring (as much as the "I told you so" remarks from the perpetually negative who foretell our every downfall) however we cannot talk about a victory like the one against Manchester City without discussing why it was so momentous and such a huge relief.

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Szczesny Is Crazy For Smoking But Aren't All Goalkeepers Mad?

The stereotypical opinion regarding goalkeepers is that they must have a dubious psychosis. To wish to play in this position the requirement - above feline-like reflexes and a brilliant reading of the game - is to have at least 12 reptiles in your household, enjoy having your nipples scorched and often partake in self-flagellation for relaxation. To summarise, men who tend the net (of the footballing variety, I'm not referring to some shady types who shark the world wide web. This is a kids show after all.) have to be crazier than a box of frogs.

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