The Arsenal Fan - a diverse species....
Good evening, welcome to BBC 8, the home of inane drivel. Later, at 9:30pm we have a treat for you as Piers Morgan goes to Papua New Guinea and serves himself up as dinner to the cannibalistic locals, but now we present to you a nature documentary of a different kind.......
On this beautiful planet we live in, amongst the countless groups, gaggles, prides and murders of species that exist, the general rule of thumb is this; the group comes first. Hunt and provide for the rest. Specified roles, hunter, babysitter, watcher. Tonight, however, I will present to you a collective that offers the finger to Mother Natures rules, that relish the battles and wars that are produced from being a member of this genus. Tonight, I will bring to you The Arsenal Fan.