Scottish Arsenal fan, suffering from an over-estimation of wit. Wispa Gold saviour. Fanshare. Aspiring commentator.
The bubbling brook that is usually the morning school run was devoid of noise. Two youngsters in various stages of full school uniform shovelled their sugary cereals with real urgency. For once, the school bell couldn't ring quickly enough.
It has finally happened. With the news of oil-drenched Manchester City capturing long-term interest Raheem Sterling for the cut price figure of £49million - is this the final stepping stone on the path to football madness?
All clubs have their heroes. Every club has had a player they recall with a twinkle in their eye and a smile. Those players who were capable of changing fate with a deft swish of their boot.
Most clubs have had one or two of these game-changers on their roster. As an Arsenal fan, we are blessed to be following a club that has boasted a plethora of these miracle men sprinkled liberally throughout its existence.
