Scottish Arsenal fan, suffering from an over-estimation of wit. Wispa Gold saviour. Fanshare. Aspiring commentator.
Arsenal and Germany's Mesut Ozil has forged a reputation for having an almost telepathic ability to present goalscoring opportunities to teammates. His unwavering talent for ghosting past opposition with his excellent ball control and his first class passing skill has seen him cement his place amongst the higher echelons of current-day players.
Last season's Champions League exit at the hands of Bayern Munich (again) in the Round of 16 was memorable for another reason aside from a repeated attempt to claw back a first leg deficit. If memory serves correctly, it also saw a titanic performance from Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.
Due to my valiant attempts at recreating a home improvements show in my new abode, my Goonersphere Podcast appearances have suffered. Not having appeared since December saw at least three people tweet queries regarding my return (one of those was me) and my good name used as a plaything by my pod compadres.
